What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells! Welcome to our hilarious collection of the Christmas jokes on Hellokids. If you want to entertain your family and friends and hear the sweet sound of Christmas laughter during the holiday season then read and memorize some of these funny jokes and riddles to charm your audience.
Christmas Jokes and riddles
Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
It went with a bang!
How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do rocket scientists get?
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
Christmas puns joke
What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye fathful!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
What is Santa’s dog called?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop needles!
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