Funny Christmas Wishes Messages – Funny Christmas Jokes Status: They try to cheer each other in many different ways such as sharing jokes or funny incidents from the past; everyone has their own way of spreading happiness on the Christmas Eve. Well one cannot sit with all their friends on the Christmas Eve and make them all smile at the same time. There is a rather better way of making everyone smile and that is by sending funny Christmas messages. These massages can make a lot of people smile and they might remember you for some amazingly funny message that you sent.
Funny Christmas Wishes Messages
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism of Christmas?
Aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too,
until the credit card bills arrive
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things… a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green.
So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas.
Isn’t it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for – I don’t know what exactly,
but it’s something that you don’t mind so much not having at other times. 😀
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you.
Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
Boy I better get started shopping for Christmas! It is only 5 months away..
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me….ah nah, forget it, I’ll get it for myself!